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Stapler Limericks
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There once was a stapler from Kent,
The staples were awfully bent,
They would not go through,
So i got me a shrew,
And gave up my stapler for lent.
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| - David XX |
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The was an old stapler from Peru
Who was dying from nothing to do
When along came a bum
Who with one swig of rum
Stapled some new cardboard shoes
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| - Anonymous |
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