Thrill to the sights and sounds of stapling!
Real-time staple counter, stapling stats & more
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Yes, that's right... staplers. Virtual staplers. Fully-authentic sounds and images, lovingly created by stapler enthusiasts to make the stapling experience available anywhere.

Originally created in 2001, has always been the discerning stapler's first... and only, I suppose... stop on the world-wide web.